Dear Facefriend (3)

Dear Facebook friend,

I am so happy that you put of pictures of your date last week!  It really looked like you had a lot of fun.

I think the person you went with really likes you, too.  They have gone from “single” to “in an open relationship,” which I assume is with  you due to them currently owning all of your pictures on “owned.”

You two seem relatively compatable — Both of you seem to have a certain affinity for Harry Potter novels.

I’ll bet you didn’t know that.  I added them as my Facebook friend, too.  I read all about them.

But I’m led to wonder — Why did you tell them on their wall that your favorite color was green when your “All About Me” said that your favorite color was orange??  I saw that their favorite color was also green, though.

And just a random thought — Did you ever get your drain unclogged?  I noticed your status the other day was in relation to your disgust with the situation.

Your BFF,


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