America– the new Europe?

So, in the recent weeks, me and few friends have begun to wonder why America keeps trying to imitate Europe.  Nuclear plants, socialism, etc.  I think I have the answer.

It’s the chocolate.

Anyone I have ever asked has said that European chocolate is far superior to anything created in America.  So, why WOULDN’T we want to do everything we can to be like them in order to be able to create wondrous chocolate equal in greatness to that created in Europe?  I’m SURE this would entirely eliminate those awfully big costs of importing their chocolate, and WOW I’m sure it would be SO much better if it didn’t have to travel accross that big ocean!

So yep.  It’s the chocolate.

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    The Dad said,

    TOB-LE-RONE! TOB-LE-RONE!


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